April 2011
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March 2011
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Silent Never Stood Out
This is a poem, written by a friend from high school. She says she was inspired by me, and my ramblings about our fellow students.
Pretty damn cool, if you ask me. I don’t think I’ve ever inspired anyone, before.
SILENT NEVER STOOD OUT To agree with everyone else’s opinions all the time….. Wouldn’t that make us very similar to livestock? Moving at a...
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Cinnamon Stranger
You: I dunno what to tell ya.
Stranger: Tell me I'm beautiful.
Stranger: and I smell good.
Stranger: Like cinnamon.
You: Well, dear internet stranger, you're quite beautiful. You make my little heart go thumpity-thump. Granted, it does that under normal circumstances, but let's ignore that tiny, insignificant detail. Also, your cinnamony aroma reminds me of Grandma's cinnamon-rolls. They were quite tasty, but they were also hot, and they tended to burn the surface of your tongue if you bit into them too soon.
Unfortunately, that was the highlight of the conversation. It went downhill dramatically, soon after.
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Free Programs!
I spend a lot of time using StumbleUpon, so I see a lot of computer-related stuff. The biggest thing, for me, is all the free, open-source software out there. Most of the programs are good alternatives to the crap that the big companies make. So, here’s a list of free programs that I personally use (or have used), and reccommend. Word Processing:...
February 2011
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morbidly-precious asked: When are you getting a better computer so we game with eachother again? I may be getting Left4Dead!
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December 2010
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Trapped in a Log
You: =O You: You found me! Stranger: I’ve been looking for you for so long jeeez You: I got lost! :( You: It’s dark, and I left my flashlight at home. Stranger: See this is why i tell you not to run away Stranger: Oh no not your favorite flashlight? You: Yes, but you keep cooking the same terrible meal. I have no choice but to seek alternative nourishment. Stranger: ahhh I don’t...
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Urinate in Catless Peace (aka Best Omegle... →
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Stranger: I need to become fluent in French You: Why, because the meek will inherit the earth?
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Discussing Children on Omegle
You: I don’t like dogs, but at least you can put them outside when they get annoying. haha. Stranger: LOL Stranger: Yeah, you can do that with kids…. as long as no one knows about it. You: Oh, no, you can put them outside.. but you’re expected to let them back in at some point. Stranger: You are? Oops… brb Stranger: :P joking You: *bonk bonk bonk* “Let me in!”...
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Lobotomy Patient
Stranger: Now that is just fucked or am I missing something? You: Hahaha. I’d say you’re missing something. Part of your brain, perhaps?
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Monkey Slapping a Keyboard
Stranger: So, you are an english teacher You: No, I’m just having a hard time making sense of the “monkey-slapping-a-keyboard” messages I’m seeing.
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Four Word Sentences
This was preceded by me likening his messages to a monkey slapping a keyboard.
You: beep boop Stranger: How should I respond? You: I have no idea. Stranger: We are reduced to four word sentences. You: Yes, we sure are. Stranger: I have a tower of buns on my right. You: That’s not a four word sentence. You: But this one is. Stranger: You are so full of it. You: You’re full of it. You:...
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Special Ed People on Omegle
Ok, I was kind of a dick for starting this. So sue me. Stranger: coversation anyone??? You: Nah. You: Now, CONversation, that sounds good. Stranger: nawwwwwwwwwwwwww wattttt i wanna talk yall You: This isn’t a chat room. You: There’s only you and me. Stranger: all righty dighty i no that u just wernt talkin You: Yes I was. Stranger: ur actin like i neve bin on omegle b4 asl Stranger:...
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Animals With Invisible Stuff →
“Invisible Pterodactyl” made me laugh out out.
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November 2010
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Is it going to be ok? →
They say “yes”, but it sure doesn’t feel like it.
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The Fiat Multipla
One of the most hideous cars known to man.
Me: I can just imagine the design process. Me: “But Mario, shouldn’t we make the windshield blend in with the hood?” “No, we shall make it stick out like a retard’s forehead!” Sam: Omfg Lol! Me: “But nobody will buy such a hideous car!” “SILENCE! Make it bulge out like it’s a mutant!”...
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Disable Google Preview
Some of you may have noticed this exquisite little inconvenience. Click anywhere on a search results page, and you’ve somehow activated Google’s newest annoyance: Live Preview. Or whatever you want to call it. I’ve been referring to it as “goddamnit leave me alone!”
Anyway. After several minutes of searching, I’ve found out how to disable this horrible new...