April 2011
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Apr 11th
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Apr 11th
March 2011
7 posts
Silent Never Stood Out
This is a poem, written by a friend from high school. She says she was inspired by me, and my ramblings about our fellow students. Pretty damn cool, if you ask me. I don’t think I’ve ever inspired anyone, before.     SILENT NEVER STOOD OUT     To agree with everyone else’s opinions all the time…..     Wouldn’t that make us very similar to livestock?     Moving at a...
Mar 30th
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Mar 25th
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Mar 25th
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Mar 25th
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Mar 25th
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Cinnamon Stranger
You: I dunno what to tell ya.
Stranger: Tell me I'm beautiful.
Stranger: and I smell good.
Stranger: Like cinnamon.
You: Well, dear internet stranger, you're quite beautiful. You make my little heart go thumpity-thump. Granted, it does that under normal circumstances, but let's ignore that tiny, insignificant detail. Also, your cinnamony aroma reminds me of Grandma's cinnamon-rolls. They were quite tasty, but they were also hot, and they tended to burn the surface of your tongue if you bit into them too soon.
Unfortunately, that was the highlight of the conversation. It went downhill dramatically, soon after.
Mar 3rd
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Free Programs!
I spend a lot of time using StumbleUpon, so I see a lot of computer-related stuff. The biggest thing, for me, is all the free, open-source software out there. Most of the programs are good alternatives to the crap that the big companies make. So, here’s a list of free programs that I personally use (or have used), and reccommend. Word Processing:...
Mar 3rd
February 2011
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Feb 28th
Feb 27th
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morbidly-precious asked: When are you getting a better computer so we game with eachother again? I may be getting Left4Dead!
Feb 27th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 10th
December 2010
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Dec 19th
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Trapped in a Log
You: =O You: You found me! Stranger: I’ve been looking for you for so long jeeez You: I got lost! :( You: It’s dark, and I left my flashlight at home. Stranger: See this is why i tell you not to run away Stranger: Oh no not your favorite flashlight? You: Yes, but you keep cooking the same terrible meal. I have no choice but to seek alternative nourishment. Stranger: ahhh I don’t...
Dec 18th
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Urinate in Catless Peace (aka Best Omegle... →
Dec 18th
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Dec 17th
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Stranger: I need to become fluent in French You: Why, because the meek will inherit the earth?
Dec 8th
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Discussing Children on Omegle
You: I don’t like dogs, but at least you can put them outside when they get annoying. haha. Stranger: LOL Stranger: Yeah, you can do that with kids…. as long as no one knows about it. You: Oh, no, you can put them outside.. but you’re expected to let them back in at some point. Stranger: You are? Oops… brb Stranger: :P joking You: *bonk bonk bonk* “Let me in!”...
Dec 8th
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Dec 5th
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Lobotomy Patient
Stranger: Now that is just fucked or am I missing something? You: Hahaha. I’d say you’re missing something. Part of your brain, perhaps?
Dec 4th
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Monkey Slapping a Keyboard
Stranger: So, you are an english teacher You: No, I’m just having a hard time making sense of the “monkey-slapping-a-keyboard” messages I’m seeing.
Dec 4th
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Four Word Sentences
This was preceded by me likening his messages to a monkey slapping a keyboard. You: beep boop Stranger: How should I respond? You: I have no idea. Stranger: We are reduced to four word sentences. You: Yes, we sure are. Stranger: I have a tower of buns on my right. You: That’s not a four word sentence. You: But this one is. Stranger: You are so full of it. You: You’re full of it. You:...
Dec 4th
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Special Ed People on Omegle
Ok, I was kind of a dick for starting this. So sue me. Stranger: coversation anyone??? You: Nah. You: Now, CONversation, that sounds good. Stranger: nawwwwwwwwwwwwww wattttt i wanna talk yall You: This isn’t a chat room. You: There’s only you and me. Stranger: all righty dighty i no that u just wernt talkin You: Yes I was. Stranger: ur actin like i neve bin on omegle b4 asl Stranger:...
Dec 4th
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Animals With Invisible Stuff →
“Invisible Pterodactyl” made me laugh out out.
Dec 3rd
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Dec 3rd
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Dec 1st
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Dec 1st
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Dec 1st
November 2010
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Nov 30th
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Nov 28th
Is it going to be ok? →
They say “yes”, but it sure doesn’t feel like it.
Nov 27th
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Nov 27th
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Nov 27th
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Nov 27th
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Nov 27th
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The Fiat Multipla
One of the most hideous cars known to man. Me: I can just imagine the design process. Me: “But Mario, shouldn’t we make the windshield blend in with the hood?” “No, we shall make it stick out like a retard’s forehead!” Sam: Omfg Lol! Me: “But nobody will buy such a hideous car!” “SILENCE! Make it bulge out like it’s a mutant!”...
Nov 24th
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Nov 20th
Disable Google Preview
Some of you may have noticed this exquisite little inconvenience. Click anywhere on a search results page, and you’ve somehow activated Google’s newest annoyance: Live Preview. Or whatever you want to call it. I’ve been referring to it as “goddamnit leave me alone!” Anyway. After several minutes of searching, I’ve found out how to disable this horrible new...
Nov 16th